The Exorcist Traveling Poop Bag Dispenser
You're a good person--that's why you pick up your shit. But you're also a badass, which is why you need this. Act now and get a free roll of puke green colored poop bags. Don't have a dog? Well, get one! Dogs are great. But if you choose to remain dogless, this is also great to keep in the car for small trash reasons.