The worst thing you can do in your project is bore people. I won't do that. I won't play it safe unless you want me to. I can illustrate in any style, from old master oils to clean modern vectors. However I specialize in making the digital feel analogue. I like vinyl records and old comics with misaligned registration. I like texture and rust and paper that's been around a few decades. But I like the speed and variability the digital tools provide. 

I'm a published author as well, and I won't bore you in prose or copy any more than I will in my illustration. 

Am I the whole package? Yes I'm not. But I've met those guys and you wouldn't like them. I can only do very simple math. Sometimes not even that. My sense of direction is truly a handicap. I can build a website (I did this one), but I can't code. My hair has a life of its own. 

But I do offer a nice kit of skills (illustration, short animation, copy writing, working well with others, keeping my area clean..).


Services

Illustration
​Logo
Design
Portraits
Tattoo
Pretty much anything I don't have to take my shirt off for.
(negotiable).